Suggestion

So, youre wondering what a Suggestions for Suggestion page is about. Well, we want your feedback, and were making it as easy and hilarious as possible. Simply type what you want us to see, and, if its worthy of our attention (and those who frequent the site), it'll be posted in this section. Get to it!

Suggestions for Suggestion



Here they are, your Suggestions for Suggestion. Do not hesitate to write in, unless you're a dick or not entertaining. S.f.S stands for Suggestions for Suggestion, and this is usually followed by a response (in case you couldnt tell).
 

What is your Suggestion for Suggestion? Send them to us here:


  • What is Pucey Moneyshots offense that caused him to be a sex offender?
Man, what hasnt that guy done? Judges accept sexual favors, too; thats the only reason hes not behind bars for life.

Frank



  • GWAR POSERS

Shit, someone found out that we copied all of GWAR's music and re labeled it! We actually re made the song Maggots into Shellshocked...you just gotta listen really, really carefully.

On that note, if you put King Bongs face next to Oderus', theyre nearly identical! Put the pics back to back and see for yourself!


Frank

  • Ello.I suggest that every one of you pulls of a heist so the album can launch faster.Just make sure you hit a bank and not a library.
I suggest yall start just sending us money...... then we wouldnt even need to come out with the album! ha!
~KB

  • Are you looking for a Micheal Jackson impressonator? I think me and Moneyshot can be gooood pals. TEEHEE!
We actully just hired one we found off the black eBay

  • Can Wolfman's girlfriend turn wolf too? And then can I babysit the puppies and secretly sell them on the black eBay?
No to your first question...... No to your second question.... and what the fuck is wrong with you?



  • how soon could you guys come by my house and eat my dick?
depends on how well you can cook, faggot
~KB

  • howd KB get so sexy?
Youd be surprised what glasses on the brim of a nose can do for ya
~KB


  • hey ass holes what if i show you MY fucking dick?
I could have sworn you were a hermaphrodite
~KB

  • you remembered the eggs, right? oh and where does frank get his crepe pans seasoned?
...... eh. I forgot the eggs. my bad, dude. i forgot to write a list so the eggs just completly slipped my mind. im so sorry. but to answer your other question, I'm pretty sure Frank gets his crepe pans seasoned at 50th and Fletcher.  I might be wrong but im 93% sure thats where he does that.
~KB

  • Yo, to all of you, I have a suggestion: keep kickin' so much ass!
Thats the flavor!


  • Everyone's got influences! What are some of yours, Music Group?
I will gather the harvest of influences and let you know...

Now that i have succesfully gathered such information, my findings will be reflected in the following:

Frank- Muse and Aggressive Inline Skating
King Bong- Glasses on the Brim of a Nose
Alin- He said himself, fucking prick
Me, you ask?-
the supposed superhuman that combines Tonya Harding with Cory Matthews


-Grundle



  • One day when the world is'nt s fucking stupid suggestion will make millions. and buy all the beer and PCP they could ever want. Josama!!
We already buy all the beer and PCP we could ever want, and were all broke! Maybe thats why were all broke...I got to look into that.

-Frank





  • Love your alternate reality. I got get away from normal when I get out.
Sadly, its not an "alternate" reality, its just who we are, but I like your style! Hopefully we see you at more shows, mystery writer.

Frank



  • i believe money shot should be kicked in the nuts multiple times before every show!
          sincerely -Bfrank

          S.S.D.P 4 life!

           (Smoke Some Dank Pot)


Moneyshot already has gone through enough shit....i just wish we had the footage of all of it. Like the time he almost got a concussion from headbanging into a brick wall...fucking metal.

Frank



  • You should have some music about smoking rediculous amounts of weed on the album.

We got a song about everything else but smoking ridiculous amounts of weed. Oh wait, we have a song about that...its called Scaling the Agrokrag, I think. I dont know, im high.

Frank




  • come play in f-in jacksonville!!
          -dave(20wt)


Hey, were working on it. Were tryin to find a good venue in that area when we record...maybe Suggestion and 20wt can do another show together?


  • When is all that new merch gonna be in the merch store?
I just put up a link in the merch area that says "CLICK HERE FOR MORE". that should take you there.
~KB

  • So do you guys have dick piercings or what?
You'll have to wait until February's issue of Nyght Scene Magazine for the answer to that question
( Spoiler: Grundlegarth gets the peircings on Tuesdays and Thursdays.)



  • Metal is about hanging out and bashing it!! not fucking costumes!!!!your music doesnt catch attention enough?

Who said we were wearing costumes? For the record... WERE NOT WEARING COSTUMES. Its this kind of insensitivity that led to both Wolfman and KB getting jumped a few weeks ago...people just can NOT accept that there are intelligent beings other than humans on this planet. Makes me sick.

As for the music, decide for yourself. Its your opinion; if our appearance alters your opinion in any way, does that say more about us or you?

-Frank





  • S.F.S.Here's a Suggestion, make Mistah Moneyshot the band manager. He's suave, handsome, charming, and has some delicious dance moves. I'm echoing the sentiment of many people here. I think it's safe to say that guy is the heart and soul of Suggestion

          Signed
          Pucey Mon-...I mean...Peter


Well... Peter, if Mr. Moneyshot proved himself to be an effective manager, than maybe we would consider. However, right now hes stuck on fighting 16 AND 17 YEAR OLDS THROUGH THE INTERNET... I mean, we as a band cant be getting involved in that kinda mess.

-Frank



  • S.F.S. offer a cd with all your mugs on it. it shows unity. there is no I in BAND
This is a pretty good idea. If we get more requests for this, we'll def. make it a reality.

-Frank




  • S.F.S. Do you have any social networking pages?
Yeah, we got a few pages. Bong and I both have facebook pages. Foghorn, Ijas, and Pucey all have one, too. Mine can be found here:
 
www.facebook.com/profile.php... you can find the other guys through my profile. Also, check the links page for other social networking sites.



  • S.F.S Have you thought of releasing demo's or even full albums online for free allowing your music, and fans to rapidly promote your work? It costs nothing and is probably the best way to get your music out there and gather attention. Just something to keep in mind while you're busy pimping, and jammin'.
We were actually planning on doing this when we released our next E.P. or CD. Were going to try and make the older music free and keep the newer music at a cheap price. Very good suggestion though; we definately need to have more downloadable media for you guys. We've said it before, but we have a lot of work to do to really start heavy promotion, so as of now, were relying on word of mouth.

 

  • When is your cd going to go out?
As of now, we only have an EP (which can be bought @ the merch section of this very website.) Were working on getting a CD out, but it looks like were going to be coming out with another EP and THEN the offical album. Of course, if enough people buy our EP, we'll have more money to make the album sooner.


  • Is the cat chick single? I have a feline fetish...
you got an extra $13? if so, then yes... she is single.


  • hey guys do you think you will ever come to houston texas for a show
i would fucking love to. read the response to the question before the one beneath this one.



  • S.F.S. It would be badass if you got strippers on stage during a concert how about it
No problem. i already know Mr.Moneyshot has no problem exposing himself to strangers. thanks for the suggestion!
~KB



  • S.F.S.have you tought about touring the USA later in the futrue?
We have a LOT of work to do before we can do that. the faster the word about Suggestion gets out, the sooner we can make this possible. untill then, its all about florida for us. spread the word!
~KB



  • S.F.S.- Do a bio for Foghorn and Moneyshot! Including the kitty assitant.
Were working on it. We gotta whole lot of bios to put up here, its just tha tnot everyone is so forthcoming with their past personal lives, especially that creep Moneyshot.

-Frank


  • S.F.S- With some heads up to CKY you guys have try to contact CKY and try to tour with them
We would love to tour with CKY someday...maybe if enough people send them messages through their Ask CKY section of the CKYalliance.com, we can get recognized by the band.

-Frank



  • S.F.S-I got a Suggestion, how would you like a foot up ya ass?
I usually gotta pay a guy 20 bucks to do that...just make sure you got some cleats on cuz the ol stormdrains lost a bit of its traction.

Mr. Moneyshot



  • S.F.S-Like the site guys. set your player to auto play. rock the fuck out of all those looking for suggestive enlightenment. we put a link on our site to your myspace we'll have to change it to your website.
          peace you hairy fucks
          wilson 20WT

          ps it is a chicken, i think?


Response: Thanks man. Glad you stopped by. I'm gonna see you guys play on Oct. 16th in ybor for sure. We need to get more shows together. If that doesn't happen im gonna get Mr.Moneyshot to burn down a convent! 

For anybody who hasn't heard Twenty Weight, go to
www.20wt.com . Just make sure youve got some depends or somethin cause you might shit yourself.
~KB



  • S.F.S-I've only been to one of your shows, but may I say that I really enjoyed myself when you guys started playing. From the drums to the guitars to the vocals, you guys sent a euphoric shiver all throughout my metal soul. You are perhaps one of the most talented underground metal bands to exist. I can only say that if you stick together and work hard, sir Grant shall bless us all. You guy's rock man keep it up

Response: I dont know who the hell you are, but we all know Sir Grant will someday indulge us in the presence of his veins' veins'.

-Loois



  • S.f.S.: more theatrics and live "Manly Shots"!

Response: Ok. You may think that we're all theatrical and all but what you see on stage is not theatrical at all. it's real shit. I know that when people see a 6 foot 7 gorilla (Loois) fighting a chicken man (foghorn fuckhorn) on stage while we're playing the mortal kombat song it may seem theatrical and all but really it was because Foghorn owed us a LOT of money and we sent Loois out to do the dirty work. It all just coincidentaly just happened to go down on stage while we were playing.

As far as manly shots are concerned, you will be seeing more of that. Thats as theatrical as we'll get.
~KB





  • S.f.S.: I suggest this site be turned into a hardcore porn site, something like Backdoor Sluts 12 feat. Alin and Grundle or Pimp Fantasies with King Bong, now that's how you get some hits for this piece of shit.


Suggestions response: Now thats what im talkin about, our very first Suggestion for Suggestion. However, we like to keep our private life, well, private. Alin's family has been known to make some really crazy videos though....if you google alien sex and find galaxy girls or something like that, you can see all the fucked up shit Alin's family does on a daily basis.
~Wolfman

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